ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

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poppunkdisneyguy:

Showered but refusing to put on my pants right now.

Can I just do this photo shoot tonight in my undies? No? Mmmkay then.

nope. gotta wear clothes dude

teamrocketing:

if you tell me something is too difficult for me, chances of me doing it anyway just to spite you are raised by 3000%

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